Gas Graveyard mascot: a dented pixel-art jerrycan with a dripping nozzle, framed in black and gold.

ARCADE OBITUARY // COIN: $GAS

We made a cemetery for gas fees, then charged gas to bury gas.

Interring fees forever.

CURRENT READOUT LAST DROP DETECTED: 00:00:00

Contract not live. No address exists yet, the plot is being dug.

FIG. 01, INTAKE

Closed Casket Fees

No open tabs. No peeking. The can stays shut, the bill stays paid, the punchline is sealed. Nobody gets to see what the fee actually cost, that's the whole service.

CLOSED CASKET FEES

FIG. 02, READOUT

Status

LIVE FEED

LAST DROP DETECTED: 00:00:00

Press Pay Respects up top. One pixel-drop falls, the screen catches scanlines, and this line goes quiet for three seconds before it starts counting the leak again.

A single yellow pixel-art jerrycan with a flame emblem, dripping fuel.

FIG. 03, SURVEY MAP

Grave Plots

PLOT-01Pump Row, neat stones, neon halos, all former fill-ups now forever quiet.
PLOT-02Mempool Mound, a lumpy hill of stalled transactions and bad tempers.
PLOT-03Burner's Pit, hot, hungry, and somehow still broke.

FIG. 04, CORONER'S NOTE

Cause of Death

CAUSECongestion

DETAILChoked on its own line

NOTEPallbearers were late; fees weren't

Pixel-art jerrycan standing beside a shovel in a pile of gold rocks.

FIG. 05, LAST RITES

Pay Respects

Press the button up top: one press, one pixel-drop off the nozzle, a ripple of scanlines, three beats of silence, then the arcade hums back on and starts counting the leak again.

↑ THE BUTTON IS ABOVE. THE GRAVEYARD WAITS.